Beautiful Women—Keep Your Distance

Nothing personal, I am just trying to take care of my health.

According to Telegraph.co.uk, scientists claim that beautiful women are bad for your health.

Just five minutes alone with an attractive female raise the levels of cortisol, the body’s stress hormone, according to a study from the University of Valencia…Cortisol is produced by the body under physical or psychological stress and has been linked to heart disease…This study showed that male cortisol levels increased after exposure to a five-minute short social contact with a young, attractive woman.
Cortisol can have a positive effect in small doses, improving alertness and well-being. However, chronically elevated cortisol levels can worsen medical conditions such as heart disease, diabetes, hypertension and impotency.

So, beautiful women please understand that, though I like you very much, I have to reduce my stress levels and that is the only reason I am not chatting you up. However, I suppose I could make an exception upon request.

Waiting patiently to hear from you,
Thomas

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